Post Bday Real Talk
homeboy: love
me: word up
how was your bday?
Sent at 9:00 AM on Wednesday
homeboy: holler
it was real chill
how goes it for you?
me: just keepin it regular, god
keepin the spends on the low
homeboy: are you at work right now ?
spends low?
me: sho
yeah, save the paper
homeboy: i think thats the case for everyone are you liquidating ?
me: ummm, i guess here and there
homeboy: and any new tricks?
you're been unloading?
me: nah, man. i thought i said i was saving cash
homeboy: like what?
me: hahahaha
homeboy: go d
me: i sold an old ibook for like 2bills
so that was chill
homeboy: its hard to find new tricks
me: tru
but soon youll have london birds swingin, right?
piccadilly their circus
homeboy: i gotta take the gmat
and i've been slacking on that
me: tru
nah, you got that
handle it
homeboy: HAHAH
london birds are not that cute
and i guess gf's are commodities
me: yeah, but theyre prob better on the phone than high-pitched bolsa girls on the phone
homeboy: and just crash it
and if they want to start trouble
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Sent at 9:06 AM on Wednesday
homeboy: Yeah where do those underage UCI chicks go ?
i want to end them
me: you gotta ask charlie
hahah
homeboy: charlie?
me: i avoid them by default because i try to avoid UCI dudes
yeah, charlie kim
he prob knows
be all studying at uci before and ish
Sent at 9:09 AM on Wednesday
me: you mean you dont dip your pen in company ink?
pull out the engineering card, push up on the receptionist
Sent at 9:10 AM on Wednesday
homeboy: hahaha
i would
but all dudes here
charlie kim ?
from dynamic autosports?
me: yeah
haha
homeboy: yea
he is pretty trill
i saw him at a clothing store event
attic
once i realized there were no girls i started to drink
and then took off
me: ha
why even drink
that increases the chance of some random lonely dude striking up a convo
homeboy: just to make the best out of a bad situation
me: i hate fucking 'lonely dude'
homeboy: HAHAHAHHA. True. But also to numb me of guys that are into "streetwear"
me: "wack ass ration, huh, dogg?"
dont even talk to me with that
not helping
homeboy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
me: *ratio
homeboy: Nah, man i'm entertained by those guys. I just listen to them talk, and see what they know
and then throw them a curve ball
I guess i am a simple man
i just want to get my dick wet
me: yeah, that works sometimes
but theres def a threshold
homeboy: i especially like the one-uppers
usually they are super insecure
and only a master in one particular fiel d
me: yeah, the trick with those dudes tho
homeboy: so when you throw them a diff. subject, one you know that they would have no idea about, they just stay quiet, i like to view people as response systems
me: is when they act like they puttin you on to something, just act like you dont care that you dont know about something or heard about something/someone
homeboy: HAHHAHAHAHHA
me: you can tell that it crushes them inside
homeboy: zzz zzz zzz
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAH
me: like they had to special order some magazine from germany with an exclusive interview with a japanese designer to come up with what theyre telling you
and youre like .... whatever, imma go read Cargo.
homeboy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: how player is that, meng
hahahah
Sent at 9:21 AM on Wednesday
homeboy: HAHHAHAHAHHAH
so you been twittering a lot says yuki
any particular reason?
me: just random shit to get out of my brain
so i dont have to think about them anymore
its like writing it down, without wasting paper
or having to carry paper
yuki tho, jesus
twitter maniac
homeboy: HAHAHHA
yeah
me: at least with twitter tho, its diff stuff
homeboy: yuki is nutso dude
its pretty amazing acutally
me: its not like the same posting over and over like it was on his myspace bulletins
yeah, yuki got some drive
pause
Sent at 9:26 AM on Wednesday
homeboy: yeah
he has new content for shut
me: i dunno how dude doesnt just overload
hit the reset button
AND he has a girl?
wtf
homeboy: yea
he does
me: thats crazy
girls, man
they can ruin your life
hahaha
homeboy: dude seriously
me: you can think you got everything in place and go a rhythm down, then they come with some ridiculous shit for attention
homeboy: HAHAHHAHAA
yeah they are like babies
infants
me: yeah
too bad a trip to Orange Julius cant solve everything tho
homeboy: HA
dude
i just want to choke bitches
me: real shit. they like that.
homeboy: so no new girls for you ?
me: whats your new shit now these days? besides GMAT, whats takin your time?
homeboy: building my car
and looking for new tricks
me: nah, i got my ish on recession mode. but we'll see, coming up. summertime is singles time. who knows.
skin is in
homeboy: for sure
me: building your car?
you mean you dont stay home playing Rock Band errday?
homeboy: HAHHAHAHAHA
nah
man
yeah
building the red car
almost done
the way i want it
me: perf
you got another one coming down the pike?
once youre done
Sent at 9:35 AM on Wednesday
homeboy: i have another car i want to fix as well too
Its an old BMW
in my drive way
a convertible
me: the titties is out
homeboy: HAHHAHA
what i want to do is
is to roll to the club
but not use the doors
and just hop in
Sent at 9:38 AM on Wednesday
me: money
gotta practice to make it smooth
aint trying to hit no armrest
smash the wheel
homeboy: HAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHA
exactly
so whats goig with you ?
Sent at 9:40 AM on Wednesday
me: just been working, saving cash
ill go out now and then for a bday
but i been real boring lately
maybe ill go out a bit more coming up, just to change it up
looking around at jobs, just to cover my ass and whatnot
homeboy: word
me: everyone should be doing that anyway
i think i might take up a hobby
homeboy: you're right
never crossed my mind i was gonna get axed
but i should def. be looking just in case
me: maybe even a class or two
yeah, its good to know just the pulse of whats out there
even not just for you
cuz you def will know someone looking at some point
and you can put them on
and theyll def remember that ish
homeboy: Word
for sure
yeah
me: and they can help you down the line
homeboy: takea class and pick up a new hobby
for real
me: yeah man
overpaying for alcohol just aint a real smart hobby no more
homeboy: of course
thats true
thats why i just drink in the car
and then hop in
me: yeah, i used to do that, too
im laying off the drinking tho
esp if im driving
homeboy: really?
why is tha t?
me: the law be changing, man
homeboy: OH HELL YEAH
dude
why is there a new law in effect?
me: nah, well, not really
it just seems like cops need more money, right
so of course theyre gonna be more vigilant about shit
and let less shit slide
thats a classy blog, my nig
imma have to save that one
add it to my reader shit
yo, that Cramp bag on there is ill. thats money.
homeboy: yeah
its just proper mens wear
i love it
me: thats the way to go
homeboy: fuck yeah
i hear you on the cops
crfacking down to fund their salaries
me: f'real
and yo
DUI
in Canada
shit is a felony
you cant cross the border without some hassle if you got that shit on your record
heard some dude talkin about that shit
had to do business in canada and they were giving him static cuz his record showed him as a felon cuz his DUI
aint that some shit
homeboy: FUCK
man
Sent at 9:51 AM on Wednesday
me: and summertime is when a lot of them happen
cuz thats when folks go out
instead of staying in or going to houses
homeboy: hmmm
that makes sense
me: just sayin
homeboy: we should all be careful
Sent at 9:52 AM on Wednesday
me: im straight with being DD tho
if someone hooks up the grinds (eats), im good
what a brotha really wanna know is, where we eatin after
sanamluang
probably
homeboy: dude
sanam luan
is bomb
me: pretty much hit that ish after everything in LA
met some breezy there
she was dope
then we went out to dinner
and i saw her fingernail polish wasnt maintained
tip off right there
HAHAHHAHAHA
so you straight up dropped her from her finger nails?
you're a bad dude
me: nah, i mean. she was cool. but... thats some serious doubt.
you gotta do some detective work
profiler almost
homeboy: of coure
i always do det3ctive
work
i make them take a personality test
i tell them its fun
me: straight
homeboy: but then i read their profile type
me: damn, you ahead of the game
you a step away from issuing disclaimers and waivers
sign here here and here. initial here and date it.
homeboy: HAHAHAHHA
nah
its funny
i usually set it up like
hey i just got an email from a friend this morning, and he told me to take this personalityy test
its fun
take it
they give me the results
and then i read it
Sent at 10:00 AM on Wednesday
me: yeah
you gotta throw some comments in like
"what do you think about yours? i thought mine was alright, i mean some stuff was maybe a little off."
Sent at 10:02 AM on Wednesday
me: mental is def important
cuz thats whatll piss you off most down the line
Sent at 10:05 AM on Wednesday
me: mental is def important
cuz thats whatll piss you off most down the line
homeboy: hahaha
of course
me: i dont really care too much about like what clothing brand girls be wearing
we all in different situations in life
homeboy: of corse
not i need a smartish girl
me: just sayin. wear your shit, but be smart about it
Sent at 10:08 AM on Wednesday
me: def
young girls, theyre bad at assessing situations
cant have that
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